This summer Justin Poston of Valley Mills, Texas wanted a house boat. Unfortunately, having previously gone bankrupt and had his home foreclosed on, poor Justin couldn’t afford a boat. Was Justin going to let that trivial detail stop him? Not a chance! You see, Justin is an expert on franchising and fraud, and he did have a 2003 Ford Excursion that he could sell…
Unsurprisingly, ripping off a buyer by fraudulently misrepresenting his Excursion in order to enrich himself at the expense of the buyer was not enough for this con-man. There was still some juice left in that lemon. Catalytic converters are worth a lot of money to sleazy people. So before that Excursion was shipped out of state, Justin removed the valuable catalytic converter. Unfortunately, pursuant to Texas state law, once he did this it became illegal to sell the vehicle since, “Texas law prohibits any person from selling, offering for sale, leasing, or offering to lease any vehicle not equipped with all emissions control systems…” (see tceq.texas.gov). Add another $2,000 to the ongoing repairs and maybe a $25,000 fine for Justin. And yet greedy Justin still was not quite done…
If any of this is untrue then sue me for libel. Truth is my defense and I’ll be seeing you in court either way. Hope the boat was worth it.